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THE NEW CHOLMONDELEY TIMES REPORTS


Armed forces of the Commonwealth of Umgawaland have just launched operations in the hunt for the notorious criminal smuggler, illegal arms dealer, designer of ahistorical equipment and spreader of fake news, called Uncle Les, of ULAA. 

These operations are in the vicinity of Hoppers Crossing, Lara and Little River. It is believed that the war criminal, Uncle Les, has a workshop establishment in the area.

What triggered this operation was a fake communique released by Uncle Les of a doctored photograph of our beloved leader, President Mjr. Gen. Joshua Butulutu, Potentate for life of the glorious Commonwealth of Umgawaland. 
The photograph depicts the heart warming event of his latest nuptials, an event that the population of Umgawaland rejoices in. But the photo has been doctored to show an inaccurate and rather negative image of the bride. 

We all know that Emfifi Butulutu (née Ndofo) was once crowned Miss Umgawaland and a contestant in both the Miss Imagiafrica and Miss World pageants.

Gen. Butulutu is on record stating that he is dismayed at the photo and seeks punitive justice against the war criminal, Uncle Les. 
Additionally, he is quoted in saying “Enough of this Guff! Uncle Les has committed a crime against our Commonwealth of Umgawaland! I want his head on a plate - dead or alive! It doesn’t matter how!”









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