NWA Imagiafrica Bush Wars Campaign Blog

What horrors lurk in the uncharted depths of Imagiafrica? Strange creatures, that can only be described as "supernatural" in nature, stalk through the night. Where do they come from? Few know, and fewer survive encounters to learn more.   Mummies! Marching from the deserts of the North, these ancient monsters shamble forth to reclaim what was once the mighty Egyptian Empire!   Zoinks! G-g-g-ghosts! Restless spirits that haunt the spaces they were killed, scaring away interlopers with mournful cries.  And perhaps the most terrifying of all; Morris Dancers! Once normal men, these strange, sad creatures that announce their coming with jingling bells. Don't get too close, or you may find yourself unable to escape! Naturally, these figures are just for a bit of fun and won't be taking part in too many games, the Mummies and Ghosts I got for free from work and just happened to be 20mm.

VINE reports that, after a severe amount of provocation by MAMAA (Freedom fighters from the land of beauty), Tikada and Vlesadwassa have launched an attack across the border into 'Ard Aljamal. Initial reports claim that several of the MAMAA bases near the 'Ard Aljamal have been destroyed.   The government of 'Ard Aljamal has condemned the attacks as “absolutely unwarranted and a violation of a neighbouring state's sovereignty”. A number of VINE correspondents (attached to both Vlesadwassan and Tikadan forces) have sent back accounts showing MAMAA rebels and 'Ard Aljamal government troops fighting side-by-side.  Several of the rebel bases have fallen. Information recovered from one of these bases has led the combined armed forces further into 'Ard Aljamal, in order to “clean out”. Tikada armed forces are in the forefront of the operations, with significant assistance from the Vlesadwassan Air Force. Below: A Tikadan Army vehicl...

VINE has recently reported that Vlesadwassa's neighbour and close ally, Puerto DoCielo, has invaded its northern neighbour LaflanuuQuswal. The military operation, it is believed, began on the 1st January and the armed forces of LaflanuuQuswal were quickly overpowered. The country was overcome, it is understood, in a matter of days. Certain sources, (who did not wish to disclosed) within the Vlesadwassan armed forces, have indicated their displeasure at the invasion, mostly due to the lack of communication forthcoming from the Puerto DoCielo Armed Forces before it happened. This, presumably, implies that there was very little co-operation between the two close allies.

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A warrant for the arrest of CHALLO T’SAMBAGI has been issued by the Department of Justice of the Commonwealth of Umgawaland, for the following crimes: 1). Crimes against comedy 2). Pilfering vanilla ice-cream from Wurmmpotato 3). Dangerous driving in a 4WD 4). Being a DJ 5). Running a disreputable arms consultancy business 6). Naked skydiving 7). Fomenting insurrection 8 ). Political incorrectness 9). Square dancing in a round house 10). General obnoxiousness Also, for being a known associate of the war criminal, Uncle Les. A reward of Um£50,000 will be offered to any person(s) for information leading to the apprehension of this criminal.