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WANTED


A warrant for the arrest of

CHALLO T’SAMBAGI

has been issued by the Department of Justice of the Commonwealth of Umgawaland, for the following crimes:

1). Crimes against comedy

2). Pilfering vanilla ice-cream from Wurmmpotato

3). Dangerous driving in a 4WD

4). Being a DJ

5). Running a disreputable arms consultancy business

6). Naked skydiving

7). Fomenting insurrection

8 ). Political incorrectness

9). Square dancing in a round house

10). General obnoxiousness

Also, for being a known associate of the war criminal, Uncle Les.

A reward of Um£50,000 will be offered to any person(s) for information leading to the apprehension of this criminal.

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