NEW CHOLMONDELEY TIMES
With Dogome forces advancing unopposed, the fall of the government of "Big" Willie Mbaka is imminent. Mombuututu is in disarray. Refugees choke roads leading out of Mombuututu to Tarzania, Antadamofo and Wurmmpotato. The refuge crisis is amplified in Wurmmpotato where there is a lack of anything that may aid the desperate escapees from war torn Mombuututu. Allegedly, the U.N. is debating this situation.
OUR PRESIDENT SPEAKS ABOUT MOMBUUTUTU
The President of the Commonwealth of Umgawaland, Maj. Gen. Joshua Butulutu, has spoken briefly about the crisis gripping Mombuututu. He is quoted in saying "Those Soviet lackeys are responsible for their own downfall. Mbaka has been reckless with the governance of Mombuututu, concentrating more on having his ring kissed than worrying about the welfare of his country. Mbaka and his Soviet lackeys were very loud when they assumed that the going was good, but now they're going out with barely a whimper. Good riddance!"
UMGAWAN TROOPS ON THE BORDER WITH MOMBUUTUTU
Rather than harsh glares and the occasional gun shots across the Umgawaland-Mombuututu border, friendly waves and greetings have been exchanged between Umgawan border troops and advanced elements of Dogome forces. The deteriorating situation in Mombuututu has been replaced with good spirits in the borderlands. "These Dogome troops seem to be really nice fellows", an Umgawan tank officer was heard saying. Nevertheless, the Mombuututu crisis has heightened tensions and Umgawan forces are on alert.
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(In a) Statement from Democratic republic of Umbongo:
We are following the events in our neighbouring Mombuututu with interest and we urge restraint by all parties and a peaceful resolution to this conflict.
However we see the actions of the Umgawaland military particularly opportunistic and provocative. UmBongo will not tolerate further aggressive action towards our friends in Mombututu and will take the necessary actions to maintain its sovereignty.
With Dogome forces advancing unopposed, the fall of the government of "Big" Willie Mbaka is imminent. Mombuututu is in disarray. Refugees choke roads leading out of Mombuututu to Tarzania, Antadamofo and Wurmmpotato. The refuge crisis is amplified in Wurmmpotato where there is a lack of anything that may aid the desperate escapees from war torn Mombuututu. Allegedly, the U.N. is debating this situation.
OUR PRESIDENT SPEAKS ABOUT MOMBUUTUTU
The President of the Commonwealth of Umgawaland, Maj. Gen. Joshua Butulutu, has spoken briefly about the crisis gripping Mombuututu. He is quoted in saying "Those Soviet lackeys are responsible for their own downfall. Mbaka has been reckless with the governance of Mombuututu, concentrating more on having his ring kissed than worrying about the welfare of his country. Mbaka and his Soviet lackeys were very loud when they assumed that the going was good, but now they're going out with barely a whimper. Good riddance!"
UMGAWAN TROOPS ON THE BORDER WITH MOMBUUTUTU
Rather than harsh glares and the occasional gun shots across the Umgawaland-Mombuututu border, friendly waves and greetings have been exchanged between Umgawan border troops and advanced elements of Dogome forces. The deteriorating situation in Mombuututu has been replaced with good spirits in the borderlands. "These Dogome troops seem to be really nice fellows", an Umgawan tank officer was heard saying. Nevertheless, the Mombuututu crisis has heightened tensions and Umgawan forces are on alert.
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We are following the events in our neighbouring Mombuututu with interest and we urge restraint by all parties and a peaceful resolution to this conflict.
However we see the actions of the Umgawaland military particularly opportunistic and provocative. UmBongo will not tolerate further aggressive action towards our friends in Mombututu and will take the necessary actions to maintain its sovereignty.
Omovan Defence forces have raised their alert status from "Don't care" to "Passing interest".
A spokesperson for the Ministry of Defence released this statement "If our Quatro Pact ally Umgawaland is not concerned about the situation, then neither are we. We shall await further developments, and are ready to answer the call of our allies, friends, Union of African States or the United Nations, as required or warranted"
A spokesperson for the Ministry of Defence released this statement "If our Quatro Pact ally Umgawaland is not concerned about the situation, then neither are we. We shall await further developments, and are ready to answer the call of our allies, friends, Union of African States or the United Nations, as required or warranted"
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