NEW CHOLMONDELEY TIMES
To the lay person, the situation in Imagiafrica seems to be getting more and more dangerous by the day. From an eastern Imagiafrican perspective, things have been relatively quiet. But a wise person would see that this relative peace may be fleeting.
To the lay person, the situation in Imagiafrica seems to be getting more and more dangerous by the day. From an eastern Imagiafrican perspective, things have been relatively quiet. But a wise person would see that this relative peace may be fleeting.
Naked aggression has raised its ugly head in other parts of Imagiafrica.
Once peaceful nations now find themselves at the brunt of invasion.
Mombuututu has fallen. The Grongo is facing defeat. Ahmnesia and East
Mbazzahui are facing unprovoked incursions. These are the victims of a
"New Imagiafrica", one that no longer tolerates nations that "sit on
their hands and do nothing". These up and coming nations are flexing
their military muscle and asserting themselves at the expense of their
neighbours.
Imagiafrica is facing uncertain times.
CHARITY CONVOY STOPPED AT THE BORDER
Having stated that eastern Imagiafrica remains at relative peace may be premature. Sadly, the storm clouds of war are gathering on the horizon.
Several charities in Umgawaland have occasionally sent charity convoys of donated food and water into Wurmmpotato. Of late, due to the irrational policies of Wurmmpotato's leader, Mombobo Ul Hachette, these convoys have been stopped at the border. The latest incident has caused outrage. Wurmmpotato soldiers stopped and searched the latest charity convoy from Umgawaland and confiscated all food stuffs. These soldiers promptly devoured the food, particularly the large quantities of ice cream toppings. Fortunately, there were no casualties amongst the charity workers.
BORDER INCURSIONS FROM WURMMPOTATO
Both in growing frequency and intensity, rogue elements of Wurmmpotato's military are crossing the border into Umgawaland and raiding villages. Their aim is to steal water and ice cream toppings. The favourite flavours seem to be raspberry and caramel, with chocolate being a distant third. Supplies of chocolate sprinkles and 'hundreds & thousands' are being threatened.
In a statement from the Foreign Minister, Dr. Gunnar Letmeleggo, the growing tension along the border were becoming intolerable. If these incidents pushed Umgawaland any further, military retaliation will be forth coming. Mdrongo has offered support in case of such military reaction.
Imagiafrica is facing uncertain times.
CHARITY CONVOY STOPPED AT THE BORDER
Having stated that eastern Imagiafrica remains at relative peace may be premature. Sadly, the storm clouds of war are gathering on the horizon.
Several charities in Umgawaland have occasionally sent charity convoys of donated food and water into Wurmmpotato. Of late, due to the irrational policies of Wurmmpotato's leader, Mombobo Ul Hachette, these convoys have been stopped at the border. The latest incident has caused outrage. Wurmmpotato soldiers stopped and searched the latest charity convoy from Umgawaland and confiscated all food stuffs. These soldiers promptly devoured the food, particularly the large quantities of ice cream toppings. Fortunately, there were no casualties amongst the charity workers.
BORDER INCURSIONS FROM WURMMPOTATO
Both in growing frequency and intensity, rogue elements of Wurmmpotato's military are crossing the border into Umgawaland and raiding villages. Their aim is to steal water and ice cream toppings. The favourite flavours seem to be raspberry and caramel, with chocolate being a distant third. Supplies of chocolate sprinkles and 'hundreds & thousands' are being threatened.
In a statement from the Foreign Minister, Dr. Gunnar Letmeleggo, the growing tension along the border were becoming intolerable. If these incidents pushed Umgawaland any further, military retaliation will be forth coming. Mdrongo has offered support in case of such military reaction.
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