These supposed news stories come from UN sources, although this is yet to be verified.
1. The Grongo has been invaded by Tikada and Dogome, with an initial aerial blitzkrieg reminiscent of the Six-Day War.
This was followed by a co-ordinated land attack by Dogome, Nidoue and Tikada with major assistance from Agogoland, Owakalik, Goudabalek and Zeebia.
1. The Grongo has been invaded by Tikada and Dogome, with an initial aerial blitzkrieg reminiscent of the Six-Day War.
This was followed by a co-ordinated land attack by Dogome, Nidoue and Tikada with major assistance from Agogoland, Owakalik, Goudabalek and Zeebia.
2. After many months of aggression by East Mbazzohui, Jenkinesia and Kalemnitka have retaliated against East Mbazzohui
3. There have been a number of cross-border violations into Ahmnesia. It is understood to come from Wakanda and Umbongo, although there are suggestions Zeebia is also involved.
Some correspondents have been able to acquire comments from a number of embassies:
From Nidoue: False Propaganda...
NO Nidoulian troops have crossed any borders with orders from their leaders...
Security Office of Nidoue will be looking into these falsehoods, and punishing anyone confirmed spreading these lies.
From Zeebia: Zeebia denies any involvement! Our special forces only operate in dusty environments.
To which a comment was received, in response: Both the Grongo and Ahmnesia are dusty.
3. There have been a number of cross-border violations into Ahmnesia. It is understood to come from Wakanda and Umbongo, although there are suggestions Zeebia is also involved.
Some correspondents have been able to acquire comments from a number of embassies:
From Nidoue: False Propaganda...
NO Nidoulian troops have crossed any borders with orders from their leaders...
Security Office of Nidoue will be looking into these falsehoods, and punishing anyone confirmed spreading these lies.
From Zeebia: Zeebia denies any involvement! Our special forces only operate in dusty environments.
To which a comment was received, in response: Both the Grongo and Ahmnesia are dusty.
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