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UMGAWAN AIRSPACE VIOLATED

NEW CHOLMONDELEY TIMES

In ongoing provocations, elements of the Wurmmpotato Air Force crossed the border and penetrated into Umgawan territory. In response, the closest CoWAF squadron was scrambled to chase away the Wurmmpotato interlopers.
Upon contact, there was lots of frantic waving and gesticulating. Finally the Wurmmpotato pilots realised that they were outnumbered and outgunned, they turned for the border and left Umgawan airspace. No casualties were recorded.
The Umgawan Foreign Minister, Dr. Gunnar Letmeleggo, has sent a strongly worded message to Wurmmpotato's President, Mombobo Ul Hatchette. The message was something like "Bugger off", but perhaps a little more diplomatic. However, this is yet to be confirmed.

 Wurmmpotato aircraft flying over the border into Umgawan airspace.
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CoUAF aircraft flying to the trouble zone to chase out the Wurmmpotato trespassers.
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