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A warrant for the arrest of CHALLO T’SAMBAGI has been issued by the Department of Justice of the Commonwealth of Umgawaland, for the following crimes: 1). Crimes against comedy 2). Pilfering vanilla ice-cream from Wurmmpotato 3). Dangerous driving in a 4WD 4). Being a DJ 5). Running a disreputable arms consultancy business 6). Naked skydiving 7). Fomenting insurrection 8 ). Political incorrectness 9). Square dancing in a round house 10). General obnoxiousness Also, for being a known associate of the war criminal, Uncle Les. A reward of Um£50,000 will be offered to any person(s) for information leading to the apprehension of this criminal.

Armed forces of the Commonwealth of Umgawaland have just launched operations in the hunt for the notorious criminal smuggler, illegal arms dealer, designer of ahistorical equipment and spreader of fake news, called Uncle Les, of ULAA.  These operations are in the vicinity of Hoppers Crossing, Lara and Little River. It is believed that the war criminal, Uncle Les, has a workshop establishment in the area. What triggered this operation was a fake communique released by Uncle Les of a doctored photograph of our beloved leader, President Mjr. Gen. Joshua Butulutu, Potentate for life of the glorious Commonwealth of Umgawaland.  The photograph depicts the heart warming event of his latest nuptials, an event that the population of Umgawaland rejoices in. But the photo has been doctored to show an inaccurate and rather negative image of the bride.  We all know that Emfifi Butulutu (née Ndofo) was once crowned Miss Umgawaland and a contestant in both the Mi...

WANTED A warrant for the arrest of: CHALLO T’SAMBAGI has been issued by the Department of Justice of the Commonwealth of Umgawaland, for the following crimes: 1). Crimes against comedy 2). Pilfering vanilla ice-cream from Wurmmpotato 3). Dangerous driving in a 4WD 4). Being a DJ 5). Running a disreputable arms consultancy business 6). Naked skydiving 7). Fomenting insurrection 8 ). Political incorrectness 9). Square dancing in a round house 10). General obnoxiousness Also, for being a known associate of the war criminal, Uncle Les. A reward of Um£50,000 will be offered to any person(s) for information leading to the apprehension of this criminal.

This from Agency France-Presse's reporter on the spot, M. Russell Charles Croydon RSL Dateline: 23 November Tempers boil over in Imaginafrica.    After weeks of simmering tension, sweaty armpits, trash talk, paint on paint action, dubious modelling options and other stuff the temperature hit peak. Armed conflict broke out in a potent display of flexible military capacity and the joy of plastic. Troops and vehicles went at each without the blessings of the rain. It was “Toto” trouble. The significance of the international tension surrounding the gripping martial atmosphere was further highlighted by the seeming endless conferences of otherwise busy but tireless diplomats engaged in mumbo jumbo conducted on a grand scale.    The highest principles of martial loyalty were on display as the Lords of War (Uncle Les and Brian Roberts) were on hand to meet any last minute armaments needs. In particular, many a fledgling dictator was tempted by t...