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CHALLO T’SAMBAGI

WANTED

A warrant for the arrest of:


CHALLO T’SAMBAGI
has been issued by the Department of Justice of the Commonwealth of Umgawaland, for the following crimes:
 1). Crimes against comedy
 2). Pilfering vanilla ice-cream from Wurmmpotato
 3). Dangerous driving in a 4WD
 4). Being a DJ
 5). Running a disreputable arms consultancy business
6). Naked skydiving
7). Fomenting insurrection
8 ). Political incorrectness
9). Square dancing in a round house
10). General obnoxiousness
Also, for being a known associate of the war criminal, Uncle Les.
 A reward of Um£50,000 will be offered to any person(s) for information leading to the apprehension of this criminal.

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