WANTED
A warrant for the arrest of:
CHALLO T’SAMBAGI
A warrant for the arrest of:
CHALLO T’SAMBAGI
has been issued by the Department of Justice of the Commonwealth of Umgawaland, for the following crimes:
1). Crimes against comedy
2). Pilfering vanilla ice-cream from Wurmmpotato
3). Dangerous driving in a 4WD
4). Being a DJ
5). Running a disreputable arms consultancy business
6). Naked skydiving
7). Fomenting insurrection
8 ). Political incorrectness
9). Square dancing in a round house
10). General obnoxiousness
Also, for being a known associate of the war criminal, Uncle Les.
A reward of Um£50,000 will be offered to any person(s) for information leading to the apprehension of this criminal.
1). Crimes against comedy
2). Pilfering vanilla ice-cream from Wurmmpotato
3). Dangerous driving in a 4WD
4). Being a DJ
5). Running a disreputable arms consultancy business
6). Naked skydiving
7). Fomenting insurrection
8 ). Political incorrectness
9). Square dancing in a round house
10). General obnoxiousness
Also, for being a known associate of the war criminal, Uncle Les.
A reward of Um£50,000 will be offered to any person(s) for information leading to the apprehension of this criminal.
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